Friday, March 23, 2007

BREAKING NEWS

GLENDALE, CA (YIFTM) - It came as a shock to us, as I'm sure it did to you as well, to realize the recent death of German pop superstar Adolf Hitler. Helping to create the largely popular and universal social gathering, later known as World War II, Mr. Hitler stood for peace and prosperity to everyone, as long as you were white and not a Jew.

So today we sarcastically mourn the loss of Germany's most popular son.

4 comments:

gdub said...

You know pics like this and the previous 3 you did demand your witty and satrical thoughts along with them. So please, no more photos unless accompanied by your brilliant word play.

gdub said...

Also, you're a lazy bastard.

gdub said...

That's what I'm talkin bout...vile hate.

On second thought, two wrongs don't make a right. You should've remained slient, as your company name suggests.

Matthew said...

Hmmm. I just finished reading the collected essays of Wisconsin author Michael Perry recently. He writes about the name Elvis (Jesus is another) and how only one person comes to mind when that name is mentioned. His name being Michael, he writes that no one thinks of Jordan or Jackson right away so there are exceptions. Adolph used to be a common name, but it certainly is only associated with one person now.