Giving Praise to a Quitter

GLENDALE, CA (YIFTM) - It has recently come to my attention that the Midwest editor of YIFTM (Y.I.T.S.?) has canceled his myspace account. Well it’s about damn time. I’m still looking for a straightforward answer as to what the benefits are to myspace. Everyone I know is myspace crazy, but no one can tell me any of the benefits. If I’m stepping on any myspace friendly toes, GOOD. These recent actions by GW should serve as a model for all those that make up the myspace community. Cancel your account. If you want to get in contact with someone call them, or God forbid send them a letter. A stamp is still cheap no matter what your state’s minimum wage is.

Good job GW. The West Coast nods its head in respect.