NBA Season Winding Down

MADISON, WI (YIFTM) - Not sure if anyone is aware of this, but an actual NBA season has been going on for the past six months! In fact a big match-up between the leagues two best teams, the Dallas Mavericks and Phoenix Suns, takes place tonight.

Well color me purple and gold, because I had no idea that the NBA even existed anymore. I haven't really followed the league since the hey day of Harold Miner and Isaiah Rider (I've got 37 Champion replica jerseys to prove it...with the matching shorts!) But apparently not much has changed. The East still sucks, and no one really gives a shit till the second round of the playoffs.

Much to my surprise and pleasure, the most balletic of all ballers, Ray Allen, is still burning twine. In fact a quick stat check at ESPN.com reveals he's having his most productive season ever!

A couple of other revelations: Tim Hardaway hated gay people, but now doesn't (all in the span of 3 weeks) and the NBA is on a 'witch hunt' concerning Kobe Bryant. I thought Kobe was banned from Colorado...guess not. Those wacky NBA ball players...always good for a laugh!

So, take a break from filling out those NCAA brackets and see how real men play the holy game of round ball. This time of year actual emotion and desire will once again be rearing its ugly head on the professional hardwood.