J.Jerry Junior
CHATSWORTH, CA (YIFTM) – I just received this in the mail today. My lovely G-ma sent it along with 2 stuffed toys. Both of which made me laugh out loud. The first, a Bucky Badger. The second, an Oscar Mayer Wiener. I love my G-ma.
Apparently this newspaper clipping was to reward the kids that didn’t have fun that summer. While Marc Fink read an astounding 41 books, I spent 20 hours a day reading only 16. My excuse for not chasing Andrea or Corri around on my bike was due to the fact that my wrist was broken. If you’ll look closely you’ll notice that my left wrist is in a cast. I don’t want to get into that right now but remember GW that was my LEFT wrist. So that should distinguish any masturbatory ball busting (masturbatory ball busting, that fit well).
I don’t remember reading 16 books, and I don’t remember this picture being taken. But my deepest regret is not having read that last book. Had I’d read 17 books that summer instead of just 16, I would have been that much closer to 1st place, bringing the margin to 24. And that’s a number we can all learn to live with.
5 comments:
Ahhhh...you're so cute with your best friend, John Bryan. At least they mentioned your name first in the caption.
Some other observations: your envious side look to the left, your indecency not to even look at the camera man, and as I recall you were a switch hitter in baseball, thus proving my theory of the masturbatory cast.
thanks for sharing your precious childhood memories!
I thought I’d share my humility with you all. That’s my gift to you.
The photographer pissed me off, so I refused to look at the camera. That much I remember.
And no, as much as you'd enjoy the notion, I only bat right.
You do have confused, or maybe even slow reaction to the picture being taken. I'll chose to classify it as defiant.
Your way of saying I didn't enjoy reading and I don't particularly like this douche with the camera either.
After looking at this picture, somehow my life makes sense.
Number of books read is a misleading stat.
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