Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Missing Person

North Hollywood Ca, April 24 2007(YIFTM)

In the small town of Hollywood Ca, there have been many mysteries and unsolved missing persons reports. But one to catch the eye of the people is the report for the missing child star Waldo. Waldo, the red and white-stripped shirt man who was synonymous for getting lost and being found, has disappeared and has not been seen for months. His capers were so great at the age of 22 his first book published entitled appropriately "Where's Waldo" and that expanded to "Where's Waldo fill in the blank". After a trip to Los Angeles Ca, Waldo has vanished.

He was last reported seen in the Santa Monica, in a part of town nick named "Boys Town". He was spotted doing drugs, and selling his body for money to buy more crack, and his favorite drug Meth. Talking with friends and family they exposed Waldo, has had a long time addiction with drugs "that’s was why he was so skinny,” said Verna, Waldo’s Mother. So it is no big surprise that that he has lapsed and vanished into no doubted a drug coma. His Mother also stated that his publishers turned down two books Waldo wanted published, “Where’s Waldo in Rehab” and “Where’s Waldo Back Alleys of Hollywood With Pimps and Hoes”. They were printed but never released do to the content of violence and nudity and heavy drug use.
The publishers had no comment except "we hope he is dead", They said "We give him his fame, he gave us shame and a bad reputation’” then concluded with," We want to forget we ever gave him his start".

And finally a report has been made that a movie has just been optioned, telling the story of Waldo. Bob Saget is set to play Waldo. Bob Saget is best known for his role as Danny Tanner a fun loving single parent on the hit show Full House. The Movie is due out in the fall if 2008.

5 comments:

JDot said...

Nice!

I think I saw Waldo begging for change outside of Amoeba. I didn't give him any in the hopes that I'd find another Pink Floyd album in the $1 vinyl section.

Good post. Welcome to the insanity.

JDot said...

They should make a Where's Waldo book where Waldo isn't in it.

Matthew said...

The similarities to L. Lippy's recent history are chilling.

gdub said...

welcome to hell, germo!

MR. GERMO said...

i walk into hell with open arms and open thoughts. May our stay be long and full filling, and get ready cause you inducted satans spawn himself to your world. J/k