The Ruler's Back
MADISON, WI (YIFTM) - After a lengthy absence, YIFTM Midwest editor, Gangsta Warner, has returned to work.
"It's good to be back," the well relaxed Warner commented upon his arrival back in the United States.
"I can see though that there is a lot of cleaning up to be done," declared the Gangsta. "Looks like this publication has turned into a Brewers blog and dick sucking fest between J.Jerry and Hennessy...this has got to end."
The Gangsta was on a much needed Caribbean vacation with his lady in the beautiful and hospitable Dominican Republic.
"To be honest, I don't want to be here," frowned Warner. "You can pretty much gage how amazing my trip was by how battered my dick is....here, let me show you."
Inoperable genitalia not withstanding, the Gangsta is eager to get back to what he does best...author incoherent and unintelligible self indulgent fodder he feels passes for relevant cultural significance.
"I've got a lot to say and a lot of ways to say it."
4 comments:
Inoperable? That condition was rumored to have happened prior to the trip.
"What do use for a jockstrap kid? A peanut shell and a rubberband."
Good to have you back.
The festivities will commence.
Well shit...It's about damn time. Nice picture. When is your girl due?
3 inch Ruler.
seems hennessy has somehow managed to submit comments under beatbox's account.
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