Tuesday, April 24, 2007

STRANGE BREWED

If you see these two men, please report it to your local authorities. Brothers Doug And Bob McKenzie local Celebrities, and host of their own public access show, have been seen in parts of Toronto scamming local beer distributors into giving them free beer. Doug McKenzie also goes by the alias El-Ron McKenzie a pasture of the Church of Ellsinore. They claim to find mice in bottles of beer and demand a refund or free beer. They are armed and dangerous. Again call your local authorities if you come across these two men. 555-2422

4 comments:

JDot said...

Yeah, I saw these guys at a donut shop arguing over a jelly 'eh.

What was that number again?

MR. GERMO said...

555-2422

JDot said...

I called that number and all I get is a woman screaming about Parepin.

MR. GERMO said...

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