Where is L. Lippy?
YITS Staff Hopes for the Worst, Prepares for the Best
LONDONDERRY - Well, I thought I would step up to the plate and write the obligatory "Where is _____" article due to L. Lippy's three-day absence from this site (even though nobody would ever write one about me, even if the smell of rotting hairy flesh was coming from 312). We all pray he is enjoying a well-deserved break due to all his hard work on Y,IFTM. Our real hope is that he is in the hospital recovering from injuries sustained during a Prelude backseat mambo session with R.L.C. Seriously, have you ever been in that backseat? It's ridiculous.
Maybe water rolls off L. Lippy's back (the way it rolls of duck tail) and he is not upset over comments made by beatbox this weekend. Maybe L. Lippy has packed up the entire contents of Y,IFTM in a brown paper bag and placed it on his front stoop for me to pick up. Maybe I will get a third Coke Zero and concede another wasted day.
5 comments:
This photo was labeled L. Lippy on my computer, but I am a little embarrassed to admit I do not know if he is on the left or right.
Here I am...
Although I'd like to say I've been waiting for a call out article, I've just been extremely busy.
This business of which I speak includes:
BBQing
Swimming
Drinking
Pool playing
Watching a movie projected onto a white fence while lounging in a swimming pool and drinking cheap whiskey and Coke Zero.
Looking for a new job.
Arguing with GW about who the hell knows what.
Trying to forget this site even exists.
you forgot to mention "...and jerking off." Which would be added at the end of each event.
This site is getting more and more classy everyday.
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