The Prodigal Gangsta
LONDONDERRY
Monday May 21
YITS Police are investigating an incident in which a 28-year-old man believed to be Gangsta Wagner was spotted prowling around his once and future home Y,IFTM.
The incident took place in Londonderry, near an abandoned Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits, at approximately 7:22am today (Monday May 21).
Wagner has gone missing from Y,IFTM recently and many feared the worst. However it was recently brought to light that he does in fact continue to visit, in the shadows, and read his fellow columnists' posts.
Mij stated, "It's nice to know that he still drops by and he isn't lying on a secluded basketball court somewhere, alone, writhing in agony after another rolled ankle. Maybe one of these days he will find the strength to comment...or by some miracle post again."
It is believed Wagner's recent bout of severe nihilism is the overwhelming contributing factor to his absence.
No comment(s) have been received from Wagner as of the time of this release.
Any witnesses or anyone with information to this incident, or the whereabouts of Civic Sounds, should contact L. Lippy in care of YITS.
2 comments:
Gone and lost forever...Gangsta is. We must pick up our belongings and move along.
Please! Please prove me wrong. If catching a friend at fault is the ticket for Wagner to return, then I'll gladly offer my emotional well- being for a glimpse of the mighty Wagner.
STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GET BACK TO YOUR HOME!
That's a good Lone Wagner mask.
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