Take It Like a Man

MILWAUKEE, WI (YIFTM) – At the recent charity event “Shots for Tots” two Yeah, I Figured That Much representatives offered their support for orphans in the Milwaukee County area. Co-Creator Gangsta Warner and Columnist Hennessy raised $242 on behalf of YIFTM. Contributing to the charity’s total fund which topped $250, “Shots for Tots” chairman Dick Wrigley offered his thanks to Yeah, I Figured, “It’s nice to see that so many kind hearted people are willing to take shots to help our local tots.” Laughing, Wrigley adds, “We had 2 cases of Maker’s Mark for this weekend’s event and I thought for sure I’d be taking some home. That was until I saw Yeah, I Figured That Much was attending the event. We had to send someone to Piggly Wiggly for another case. Yeah, I Figured sure know how to support the community.”

Taken by the event’s photographer, the photo above shows the charitable Yeah, I Figured crew downing their 7th round. Gangsta Warner mumbles in between shots, “We’re glad we can help out the kids and shit, a couple of them are probably mine anyway.”

The only downfall to the weekend’s event was when Hennessy, after his 13th round got into a fight with a few charity goers. The cause of the fight is unclear, but rumors say it involved Hennessy challenging random people to a test of Brewers knowledge. Before the police arrived we were told that Hennessy successfully beat down 2 opponents. In response to the fights Gangsta added, “He knows his Brewers shit, what do you want? That second guy thought he could take on Yeah, I Figured. It’s his own fucking fault.”