Why I Love Jaguars - by M. Mij
Mij 1
M. Mij
L. Lippy/ G. Wagner
YITS 102
7 May 2007
Jaguars Are Awesome:
A Look at the Elusive Big Cat Named after the
Equally Awesome British Luxury/Sports Car
A Look at the Elusive Big Cat Named after the
Equally Awesome British Luxury/Sports Car
I love Jaguars because they kill things by biting their brain. Once I was watching Nature on PBS and saw a Jaguar kill what I thought was an alligator. Later I found out it was a caiman which is smaller than an alligator, but that's still pretty cool because I thought crocodilians were at the top of the food chain. The Jaguar on TV killed the caiman by biting it's brain.
Most Jaguars are spotted, but some are all black which is really cool.
I like my tabby, but I am not sure she has what it takes to bite through the brains of other animals. For that, I look down on her. Jaguars are also not afraid of water like my stupid cat.
In conclusion, Jaguars are awesome because they kill things by biting their brain.
6 comments:
Thanks for handicapping your writing abilities and brining it down to our level of 2nd grade futility.
Nope. This is still better than anything I've done.
Some just have superior jeans.
I still buy mine at Goodwill.
This article shows emotion and honesty.
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L.Lippy
I copied this directly from the interests section of my eHarmony profile.
Did you paint this? Is that you and the Precious Child if you were both Jaguars?
Thanks for not specifying Yits as a 101 class.
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