Thursday, June 7, 2007

American Gangsta

MADISON, WI - Quick alert to our four loyal readers. The new Ridley Scott film, American Gangster, has finally released a trailer.

The film is based on the memoirs posted on Yeah, I Figured.com by columnist Gangsta Warner. Denzel Washington will be portraying Warner and Russell Crowe has assumed the role of J.Jerry.

Pic promises to take a no holds barred view on the continous love/hate relationship between the two co-founders of YIFTM. The film has been rated R for non-stop violence and incessant nagging.

The two remaining YIFTM columnists, Beatbox and Hennessy, are being portrayed by rapper Common and 80's fave, Josh Brolin. Most likely the two will have barely five minutes of screen time considering all of the attention hogging that usually goes on between Gangsta and Jerry.

American Gangster opens November 2.

10 comments:

gdub said...

I don't like movies anymore or things that involve effort, but I'll check this one out.

JDot said...

Well, I see this article is finally up.

It was worth the wait.

JDot said...

Incessant Nagging. That's what this site should be called.

I'm not a fan of Crowe, which probably means he'll win a Bucho for his portrayal of J.Jerry.

gdub said...

The director's first choice for the role of j.jerry was Pauley Shore, but unfortunately he's too busy sucking.

JDot said...

WRONG! The director's first choice for the role of J.Jerry was J.Jerry. But J.Jerry had to turn the director down since J.Jerry has retired and no longer provides his acting services.

That's what J.Jerry told me.

gdub said...

Much like De Niro in Raging Bull, J. Jerry has yet to elipse his portrayal of the drug-addled miscreant, Crazy L.

His performance was so amazing, I can't even remember the title of the film.

JDot said...

That's right bitches. Move over De Niro, move over Gossling, move over Big Daddy & Jack. There's a new kid in town.

Mr. Jingles Jerry

BITCHASSBOOTLEGGINMOTHAFUCKASSELLINMYTAPE YA GET SHOT!

MR. GERMO said...

Denzel Washington Sucks, thats it. This movie will suck cause of him. He is a horrible actor, and needs to quit acting.

gdub said...

Hey J.Jerry,

Will sneak into spokaneskater's room tonight and kindly smother his face with a pillow.

That'd be great if you could do that.

Thanks,
Gangsta

JDot said...

Let's just say spokanskater has been seen around town selling bootleg tapes...

And we all know what happens with bitchass bootleggaz.