Monday, June 11, 2007

199motherfuckin'2

Fox Tales
Pardeeville Junior High School
Literary Magazine
Spring 1992

Nathan,
Its been a pretty good year. I’m glad we became better friends. I’ll miss you. Write to me. Love + Peace,
Christina
97

The Misunderstood Child

Misunderstood
Picked on

“I cannot learn”

Trying
Failing

Death

The Mij

Will Clark #22

Will Power
Ignites on fire
Loves the sport of baseball
Lashes line drives

Complete in all areas
Lefty
Awesome swings in baseball
Rips R.B.I.s
King of baseball

#2 hot
2 powerful for any man to compare

Gangsta Warner

Baseball

All-star game, Big Frank, catcher, designeated hitter, Eckersly, foul, Griffeys, Hammerin’ Hank, infield, Jackie, Koufax, line drive, Mickey, no-hitters, Oakland, pre-season, quick-firing, Ryno, Say Hey Kid!, The Thrill, untouchable, Vaughn, World Series, x-citing, You’re Out!, Zip.

Gangsta Warner

Baseball

Baseball—
Among the
Steals and
Errors, lies
Batters
Anxiously trying to be
League leaders or
Legends.

J.Jerry

The Player

Seriously
Learning

Athleticism
Practiced

All-Star

The Mij

Nate,

Hey sexy! How’s it goin’? I'm really glad I know you! From the very first time you started teasing me I knew I’d like you. You’re really funny and sweet! Have a super great summer! Hope to see you! Be sure to stay cool and sweet!

Love, Jamie (soccer)

Nate.
Have a great summer. You’ve been a great friend. Maybe we can do something in the summer.

Gangsta Warner

12 comments:

gdub said...

15 years later...and nothing has changed.

JDot said...

Somebody needs to give the Mij a hug and the Gangsta needs to come out of the closet.

JDot said...

"Ignites of fire"

Flaming.

gdub said...

I've said this at least a billion times, but it never gets old:

You're an asshole.

JDot said...

Lashes line drives

Matthew said...

Why did L. Lippy have his own postal mark?

Matthew said...

Every line of Will Clark #22 honestly makes me laugh out loud.

Matthew said...

"Maybe we can do something in the summer?" Like hang out every minute of every day?

Matthew said...

"Errors, lies?" What exactly were you getting at L. Lippy? You were way ahead of your time w/ the whole steroids scandal if that was your intention.

Matthew said...

"Complete in all areas?" 5 tools are: hitting for average, hitting for power, fielding, baserunning, throwing. He had the first one...

Matthew said...

Why didn't you stay cool or sweet?

Matthew said...

"Baseball" is actually pretty good.