IT'S MARTINY TIME

LONDONDERRY - Get out the way Bennifer, Brangelina, Vaughniston, TomKat, MatNat. I created a new portmanteau (yeah, kind of ironic, but I guess that's the word) last night - Martiny - for douche bag and his hot chick.

Yes, very funny, but on the serious side, I heard tiny came into possession of a bottle of some primo Death's Door a few days ago. I'm not even sure how he got it home, but even a half-cap full could give the little guy some serious alcohol poisoning. Be careful little buddy! Real life doesn't always end like an episode of The Littles.

Have fun with this one L. Lippy and Nessy. Breakfast of Small Champions!