Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Lippy Sentenced to 30 Months in Prison

LOS ANGELES, CA - L. "J.Jerry" Lippy, former Emperor to Fuhrer the Gangsta, was sentenced Tuesday to 30 months in prison for lying to investigators looking into the leak of a YITS operative's identity.

He also was fined $250,000. Lippy was convicted March 6 of four counts in a five-count indictment alleging stupidity, obstruction of justice and making false statements to FBI investigators. Charges against drug possession and prostitution were dropped.

Lippy offered only one comment to the press, “Lawyer fucked me.”

Time will tell whether or not L.Lippy’s jail sentence will affect his contribution to YITS. Close sources say the possibility of L.Lippy’s alias J.Jerry continuing to contribute to the famed site would be more than likely.

5 comments:

Matthew said...

"Good Luck in Jail"

gdub said...

"You shoulda got the chair"

JDot said...

Yeah, Lebron's chair.

gdub said...

What does that even mean?

JDot said...

Whatever the hell you want it to mean.