Longtime Friends Finally Get New Home
NEAR MADISON, WI – Having been forcibly removed from their respective, but not respected apartments some 3 months ago, YITS correspondents Box & G Dub finally found a home. After several “unthinkable favors” G Dub convinced the former homeowners to allow the aspiring YITS writers a place to sleep. “I don’t know what G Dub did to get us that house, and frankly I don’t want to know” Box expressed in a letter he wrote to J Jerry on the back of a pizza box. Box added, “All I know is we don’t have to hang out at the back of Pop-Eyes anymore.”
Although excited, G Dub was apparently scarred for life by the emotional turmoil he had to endure to secure their living arrangements. When questioned about the favors he had to perform G Dub crawled into the corner, hugged his knees and began weeping like a girl.
2 comments:
And having helped with the move it seemed that their neighbors were excited at meeting the new couple that moved in.
There was even a party being thrown next door--sprinkler and water slide ready--to welcome them!
2 calls and 3 emails were sent to the "new couple" and suspiciously I've yet to receive a return by either medium.
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