TV's Warner Makes Appearance at Duck Pond
LONDONDERRY - The star of the 1980s-era ABC sitcom Warner was on hand at the Madison Mallards-Wisconsin Woodchucks contest Friday as the unofficial guest of honor for the the 1st Annual Little Guy Night.
The promotion featured a ticket price that increased with one's height. Warner came out $58 ahead.
The night was not without controversy however. Due to pure coincidence, another small-statured sitcom star was in attendance as well. Emmanuel Lewis, star of Webster, was on hand for photographs, autographs and drunken ridicule.
Later, the entourages for TV's Webster and TV's Warner were involved in an altercation over whose "Little Guy" was truly shorter. The situation was heated, but as a foul ball threatened to squash both tiny men like Indiana Jones running away from the rolling boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark, a friendship was forged over a shared love for the Milwaukee Brewers.
As of press time, L. Lippy is currently developing a script for a crossover/reunion Warner/Webster film. A remake of The Bicycle Thief, the 1948 Italian neorealist film directed by Vittorio De Sica, the working title is Babies are Giants to Us.
10 comments:
Which one's Webster?
Hey! Is that an Elliott Smith t-shirt?!
Surprise, surprise - Wagner got hit on my another dude, on another Friday night.
These two would be perfect casting for the prequel to Bad Boys - Bad Babies.
Yeah, and his name was Ross Block.
Yeah, I'm having Starbury-onesie withdrawal. I can't get him out of my head. I miss him.
So Ross' phone can predict the future, drive your car for you while you sleep and do your housework, but can't pick up simple facial features in a photo?
Me and the Webs' good looks have no patience for meager camera phones.
What kind of phone does Ross have?
I don't know, but he holds it up in the air and it will tell you the song that is playing.
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