Monday, July 23, 2007

Viper Room Starlet

HOLLYWOOD - Remember young Erika Christensen from Traffic? Well, she's all grown up now and attending Har Mar Superstar concerts.

In fact, last Thursday night she was spotted at the Viper Room directing 'fuck me' glares towards a fellow club patron. Perhaps Har Mar's generous sprinkling of pubic hair set forth an insatiable fire within this Hollywood starlet that only an honest, all around good guy could put out.

Unfortunately that douche bag was busy making out with stunned debutantes and conversing with Jason Lee over the validity of licking up one's mess .


Good job idiot! I'd probably choose a night with Earl over this cutie pie, too.

4 comments:

JDot said...

You're an asshole for posting this. You best believe that when I get home I'll post as many single scanned pictures with NO text it takes to bump this off the first page.

gdub said...

If you'd stop breaking young hollywood's heart, there would be no need for posts like this.

JDot said...

(I don't know which direction to take in formulating a proper response)

Tim Hennessy said...

I heard about this!!!

J.Jerry mutherfuckin' pimp!!!!