Wanted: The Nurds

This past Friday I received a phone call from my friend, and co-worker Gangsta Wagner aka G Dub. Apparently he and a few members from the vivacious Midwest click “The Nurds” were out and about smashing mailboxes and raising hell. From what I gathered through the gasps of incoherent babble was that the click had finished a case and a half of Fosters (cans no less) and were out hunting for skirt.

I caught on the news (Madison.com) that a black 4 door VW Jetta was in pursuit by Dane County police throughout the Madison area including travels into the neighboring town of Oregon. I’m not sure as reports have yet to be confirmed whether the Jetta in question did indeed belong to members of The Nurds, but all who know of this flamboyant group have their suspicions.

If anyone sees a screaming black Jetta squawking its tires and doing burnouts in baseball diamonds please contact Yeah, I Figured That Much. A reward for an undisclosed amount is being set up.