Monday, February 25, 2008

Intern causes Red Carpet stir

HOLLYWOOD - During last night's Academy Awards Red Carpet, actress Jennifer Garner was accosted by Frybyrd, an intern with popular newsite, Yeah, I Figured That Much.

The altercation occured as host Ryan Seacrest prepared for an informative interview with Garner and fellow actress, Laura Linney. Things took a surreal turn as Frybyrd aggressively pursued Seacrest in an attempt to rectify past misgivings of which Seacrest seemed oblivious.

The intern, unfazed, congratulated Linney on her Best Actress nomination then proceeded to manhandle Garner in what one witnesses described as, "a bear hug by some crazed caveman from the northwoods of Wisconsin."

Garner was left unharmed, but appeared visibly shaken during the remainder of her interview with Seacrest.

Frybyrd was later spotted at the Warner Bros. Oscar after party hitting on George Clooney's girlfriend.

3 comments:

JDot said...

lol

This is great. Way to down a fifth of Johnnie before hitting the carpet Fryryrd.

Bloggers across the nation are applauding you.

Matthew said...

"I'm pretty so this shouldn't happen to me."

Anonymous said...

Sounds like something Dub would say. Oh, wait, that was Garner.