Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Little Nips

Lindsay Lohan attempts to save her career by posing nude while sober in New York Magazine.

An excerpt:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

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Though Lohan’s willingness to reprise the photos might seem a sly nod to her scandalous past, the actress offered a straightforward explanation. “I didn’t have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.” During a break in the daylong shoot, Lohan sat cross-legged on a bed in the four-room suite and spoke to me, in that familiar throaty voice with its staccato rhythms, about her abiding obsession with Monroe. Her interest took root a decade ago with multiple viewings of Niagara during the London filming of The Parent Trap. She has even purchased an apartment where Marilyn once lived. “If you saw my house … I have a lot of Marilyn stuff,” she told me, including a huge painting of Monroe.

27 comments:

JDot said...

"America’s most famous actress"

WTF?!

gdub said...

Marilyn Monre was pretty popular during that time, douchebag.

She didn't reach the levels of RLC, but who does?

JDot said...

Acting is not the same thing as being popular chief.

I don't deny her popularity. I do deny her being America's most famous actress.

gdub said...

You're an idiot.

gdub said...

What would you classify her profession then?

Popularess?

JDot said...

You're telling me that there was no other actress that could even possibly be more popular than Marilyn during that time? Not one. Not even one to consider.

YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

I would agree with the statement if it were, "America's most famous female." That I could get behind. Actress? No way.

JDot said...

Model.

gdub said...

She ACTED in movies. In fact, she had considerable comedic chops that were downplayed due to her looks.

What the hell else would she be considered.

gdub said...

So in your estimation, every actress that appears in magazine spreads, serves as spokespersons for cosmetics, etc. are now considered models or just simply, females. Their primary line of work: movies, no longer matters.

Unless their ugly.

Got ya.

Did I say it before. You're an idiot.

gdub said...

JDot:

"I saw these pictures last week because I work and live in Hollywood and get everything before everyone else. I am the best."

JDot said...

It is my humble opinion that she is more popular for her modeling/spreads than for her acting.

Some Like it Hot was funny. Yes chief, I know she was an actor. But if that's all she was I doubt IDIOTS would consider her AMERICA'S MOST FAMOUS ACTRESS.

gdub said...

You're harder to please than a pussy that doesn't work.

gdub said...

And stop calling me chief.

gdub said...

Marilyn Monre. America's Most Famous Female-Model-Actress: Yeah, I Figured That Much.

JDot said...

"You're harder to please than a pussy that doesn't work."

Class.

I'd rather be an idiot than taunt speech like that chief.

JDot said...

Marilyn Monre. America's Most Famous Female-Model-Actress: Yeah, I Figured That Much.

THAT I COULD GET BEHIND.

Nuff said. You win, as you always do. I'm taking the high ground, backing out to save the friendship. I don't want this to turn into another missed jump shot that hits a kid not paying attention standing directly under the rim.

High ground.

gdub said...

Sorry. Inoperable Vagina.

gdub said...

No VS from IVs.

gdub said...

Father, forgive us. We know Dot what we do.

JDot said...

Where are you going to put the new right side addition?

Did you see Desperado narrowly beat out No Country in the YITS polls?

gdub said...

Tried addition, stupid idea from the get go.

Yes, the closest poll ever, but never underestimate a mariachi.

The quintessential Mexican psychopath ain't no Anton Chigurh.

It's Anton Bucho.

JDot said...

No Country for Old Bucho!
There Will Be Bucho.
Bucho Clayton.
American Druglord aka Fiaca aka American Bucho!

gdub said...

Jucho.

gdub said...

Buno.

JDot said...

LOL

JUCHO!

JDot said...

Naw, I think you should put that new addition to the right side. Where would you put it? Directly under Bucho?

JDot said...

Looks good. I sent an email with a link to Mar's site. I doubt they'll add us.