Finally! The Secretions are Here!
It’s here! Some shout, “Finally!” while others scratch their head in confusion. Perfume makers, Etat Libre d’Orange have eh, come out with a new line of secretion scented fragrance called, Secretions Magnifiques. Such intimately popular scented secretions are sweat, blood, saliva and sperm.
Not your typical everyday perfume, this erotic nose candy will soon pave the way for future non-traditional fragrances as, burning hair, dead skin, snot, rotten meat, love, baked beans and LA smog.
Check out Whole Man, "Body Maintenance for Men" for a write up on the new hip shit.
6 comments:
When's the vaginal line hitting store shelves?
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