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Number two on Maxim's Unsexiest Woman Alive List.

Maxim has named Sarah Jessica Parker the 'Unsexiest Woman Alive.' The Sex and the City star edged out nut job singer Amy Winehouse, blank faced Grey's Anatomy star, Sandra Oh, the handsome Madonna, and crazed psychopath, Britney Spears.

Parker responded,

"It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset [husband Matthew Broderick] because it has to do with his judgment, too."

Opting for natural ugly, Maxim judges no doubt factored Winehouse's years of crack smoking as an unfair advantage.