Saturday, March 22, 2008

Happy Belated to Kevin Federline

Hot Chicks with Douchebags will get your tear ducts flowing. Site author Douchebag1 seems to have infinite ways to eloquently convey how douchey the world of men has become. Shit is a laugh riot to the nth degree.

Yesterday brought birthday greetings to K-Fed.

Popozao Turns 30

Yes, Kevin Federline, the Typhoid Mary of Hollydouche, turns thirty years old today.

This is sort of impressive. Maintaining cultural puke status for such a long period of time demonstrates an almost supernatural ability to be a heaping serving of worthless whitetrash jello pudding pop.

You are an energy suck of all that is worthwhile after five millenia of human development, Federbag. You make me itchy. And not in a good way.

And yes, Paris Hilton is a ball of douchebaguette on her own. Together, these two make me want to spray Lysol into my eyes while scrubbing my crotch with a wire brush.

3 comments:

JDot said...

I'll agree at Federline is a douchebag, but Paris a hot chick?

No way Jose.

My name is JDot and I approve this comment.

gdub said...

I agree. Paris is yuck.

BTW, Nice posts on JDot this morning.

everyone should go to www.jdotunplugged.blogspot.com.

Frybyrd said...

Amen, Brothers!