If not for whores, things would be lonely at the top

In the tempestuous wake of Eliot Spitzer's resignation, new New York Gov. David Patterson and wife, Michele have admitted to equal opportunity adultery according to this CNN report.

In other cheating governor news, former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey says he and his wife Dina Matos McGreevey used to engage in three-way sex with his ex-aide and driver.

Former aide, Terry Pederson labeled the trysts as a "hard-core consensual sex orgy" or "Friday Night Special."

Dina Matos McGreevey has denied the allegation. Again, CNN has the dirt.