Ok, what the fuck? There’s got to be a finite number of wells in this country, no? You think there would be a company of “abandoned well cover” makers that would be rich enough to finance the Iraq war by now. Seriously, how can people continue to drop the ball on this well falling phenomenon?
Did we all forget about little Jessica? Or what about that Simpsons episode where Bart pretended to fall down a well, then actually did fall down the well, and the whole town broke out in a “We Are the World” song. That was hilarious. Kids continuing to fall down wells is not hilarious. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!
Parents, teach your children well, their father’s hell did slowly go by. And so too does another year with another kid falling down another well. Well, I for one am sick and tired of reading about it.
Cover these wells. If they’re still in operation, shoot the parents for not teaching their children. How hard is it to say to your kids, “Yeah, that there is a well. If you fall in there you’ll die.” How hard is that? I’ve never had a kid of my own fall into a well, and I’m not even a good parent, or a parent at all for that matter.
Parent’s need to stop being self-centered and become aware that kids are dumb, and they like to fall down wells. Teach your kids not to fall down wells so I don’t have to read about it on CNN.com.
Thank you.
Ok, what the fuck? There’s got to be a finite number of wells in this country, no? You think there would be a company of “abandoned well cover” makers that would be rich enough to finance the 
3 comments:
You need to fall down a well.
He already has...
...and that well is called California.
Yes. I have fallen down this Heavenly well. I pray for no rescue.
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