One Man's Opinion: "More fucking snow! Fuck!"
This may be only relevant to readers in Madison, Wisconsin. And in lieu of an earlier post on Iraq, it's probably hypocritical to bitch about the impending snow storm headed our way tomorrow. But, fuck it!
Everything's relative and Madisonians have had to deal with frigid temperatures and almost 100 inches of motherfucking, cocksucking snow this season. Not to mention 15 minute morning commutes lasting an hour, meteor-sized pot holes and people tracking salt and God knows what else into nice, clean houses. Enough already!
Lewis Black said it best. Our brains tend to have a hard time finishing thoughts in the winter, because sentences usually start something like this: "You know, I've really got to..." and inevitably end with: "...fuck, it's cold!"
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I love Wisconsin. I love the changing of the seasons (fall is my favorite season), I love the great State history, I love my own personal history in that state, and I love how laid back and genuine everything is.
Having said all that. I HATE SNOW! I HATE WISCONSIN WINTER! I HATED IT SO MUCH IN FACT THAT I MOVED THE FUCK OUT OF WISCONSIN.
Nice picture. Did you take this?
nope. cap times link. although grease and i have been jonesing for the court near us. looks similar.
I love the new crew pics.
I was sitting in Starbucks when I first saw them and I burst out into laughter.
People in the shop probably think I'm nuts.
Me-I know I'm nuts! Ha!
Right on the mark-the Maker's Mark, that is...
Thanks bro. I think we achieved accurate representation.
21 posts in the last 3 days. Not too bad. Especially considering that when you add 21 and 3 you get the number to the greatest baseball player ever to play the game.
No, not Willie Mays.
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