Clark Traded to Dodgers

GLENDALE, CA (YIFTM) - Well, it looks like Brady Clark and I are going to be neighbors. In a move that will later determine the fate of the Milwaukee Brewers' organization (not really) the team has traded Brady Clark for RHP Elmer Dessens and cash considerations (which will no doubt resemble the equivalent of a nickel drop in domestic beer prices at Miller Park). Clark was an extremely productive leadoff hitter for the Brewers during the 2005 season, but didn’t see much playing time last year after starting the season in a slump.

The Dodgers are my second favorite team so it wouldn’t bother me at all if further trades between clubs occur.

Opening day is 6 days 19 hours and 33 minutes away (as I write this). My hat goes off to Mr. Clark with best wishes towards a profitable relocation process.