Buck Shot
(l to r: Yeah I Figured's Hennessy, Dub, Dot, and Grease.)Cyber authors celebrate arrival of new NBA season at Bucks fan gathering
MILWAUKEE, WI - As the start of the NBA season looms, popular on-line publication, Yeah, I Figured That Much, has thrown its support behind the Milwaukee Bucks as the team to beat this year.
During a press conference at the Bradley Center, the site's columnists (J. Jerry, Gangsta Warner, Beatbox, and Hennessy) expressed their excitement for the Bucks chances at winning the NBA title this year.
"With the arrival of Yi Li Jianian Lien Yun Fat and the return of D Mas, we've really sealed our cracks and look to dominate the rest of the Eastern Conference," commented J. Jerry. "My man Redd may be losing his hair, but his shooting touch remains intact."
Dressed in Bucks warm-up jerseys, the four writers along with the entire Bucks basketball team, participated in the annual fan kick-off which hopes to generate season long support for the team.
"We need all of you fans to get out here in Bradley every game and maaaake sooooommmmee nnnoooiisssee!!!!!!," an energized Beatbox urged the crowd.
Meanwhile, Gangsta Warner performed an impromptu freestyle and breakdance session much to the delight of the 5,000 fans in attendance. Warner updated the lyrics to pop singer Justin Timberlake's 'Sexy Back' to reflect the Bucks imminent return to greatness.
"I'm bringing Sexy Bucks," harmonized Warner. "You other ballers better count your luck!"
The event went off without a hitch until lone contributor, Hennessy, nearly derailed the crowd's enthusiasm when he compared the Bucks to Milwaukee's other professional sports team.
"I just hope we don't fuck up things like the Brewers did this year. None of us want that."
11 comments:
Another YITS Classic!
We're going to dominate the boards this year, kick ass and take names.
By the end of the year the only names we'll have are Hennessy, Beatbox, JDot and GDub.
Instead of Beatbox, I'll be referring to the mij as BGreasy...seems more apropriate given this site's rap group aspirations.
JDot, GDub, BGreasy, and TShady.
We could be the next Onyx.
"Move back motha' fawkas' the YITS Crew is here, my name is JDot I'm the whitey in your nightmare!"
'A yo B Greasy we gon' get you outta jail man, fuck that."
"It's the YITS crew invasion...com'n thru, com'n thru."
Hope they get farther than the brewers did this year.
Did I hear the sound of choking in Milwaukee?
YOU HAPPY NOW, J DOT???
HUH??? HUH??? HUH???
Just don't forget to check the archives, my friend.
VIVA LES DOOOOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the tyranical reign of Emperor Lueptow has extended its nagging reach to a friend of the site.
You know me, I'll never be happy.
But thanks for stopping by. Never see you again.
Rasheed Wallace:
"I still don't think they (Cavaliers) beat us, we beat ourselves. "And I think we also fell victim to that personal NBA thing where they are trying to make it a world game and get (television) ratings. They wanted to put their darling in there (the NBA Finals) and they did, and look what ended up happening.
"This game ain't basketball anymore, it's entertainment It's starting to get like the WWF. There ain't no real wrestling anymore either. It's all fake."
Wow - this is literally laugh-out-loud. I need a second read before smart-ass comments.
No smart-ass comments needed. All the spices are perfect - no salt needed in this recipe for laughter. Seriously, best comedy piece in a long time!
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