Strike Update: Day 2

HOLLYWOOD - As Hollywood writers enter day two of the Writers Guild work stoppage, we here at Yeah, I Figured extend our support and solidarity to our striking brothers and sisters. Don't worry, we'll hold down the fort while you're gone.

To you loyal readers, we'd like to downplay your concern that the production of yeahifigured.com will halt. Our riches aren't found in Internet or DVD royalties. We get by on the knowledge that our playground banter is the fuel for this country's hope and purpose. Our financial stability is sourced from the comments section of this web site (so keep those comments coming!)

Besides, no one is hiring four half-wits whose penchant is writing about how badly they want to have sex with Natalie Portman.