¡Todo Presidente de Granizo Bucho!
President Bucho receives the Golden Chicken from Greasebox. The award is given to the winner of the weekly YITS Survey.
SANTA CECILIA, MEXICO - In a case of life imitating art, Yeah I Figured That Much President and Commander in Chief, Bucho, has won the latest YITS Survey.
This week visitors were asked who their favorite YIFTM employee is, and as polls closed Sunday at midnight, volunteers frantically began tabulating the results. To no one's surprise, President Bucho received an overwhelming 55% of the vote while his four subordinates picked up 11% each.
"I'd like to thank the readers of yeahifigured.com for selecting me, Bucho, as their favorite." He continued, "But given my competition, I'm a little surprised I did not receive a higher percentage. Men will now have to be killed."
CEO and Co-Founder, GDub offered this, "I'm just glad Hennessy was able to receive a vote. All he has to live for now is washing his wife's clothes and pointing out the Harry Potter books to customers of a used book store."
When asked for comment, Hennessy mumbled, "Bugger off! I'm busy alphabetizing the graphic novels."
7 comments:
As the year comes to its inevitable close, I can't help but wonder what Ol' St. Bucho is planning for the holidays.
I wonder what his PO Box is.
Is he holding a Revolting Cock?
BTW, that's me pointing to Bucho. GDub is taking the picture.
Yeah and Hennessy is busy washing his wife's unmentionables.
With his tongue...
Lovely.
VS
:)
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