Monday, December 10, 2007

The New Proverbs


RUDI -"Eating the Homestyle" - Following the ideas of G. Dub; buying into his philosophies. (See: "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

"Gagned" - Not returning a one-word voice mail. (ex: "Dude, I left him a message like two days ago and no call whatsoever. I got Gagned.")

"4x6ed" - Interior design decisions made by your housemate while you are not home. (ex: "I was at work all day and Mij totally 4x6ed me.")

39 comments:

gdub said...

fun stuff.

Matthew said...

Fixed - I don't know who that photo is of Henn is.

JDot said...

Is there a YITS dictionary in the works?

Matthew said...

v.s., bucho?

Matthew said...

Chief Interiordesign Officer - thanks!

JDot said...

freestyle, fisting a sparrow, kiss cam, critta, what a boy, eggs.

Matthew said...

freestyle has definitely become one i use. so much more concise than, "you may already know this, and sorry if you think i'm underestimating your awareness of current events/ film/ music/ books/ interior design/ sports, but maybe you didn't know this - i don't know - sorry in advance. please let's remain friends. nevermind - i'm too afraid to hit the send button on the email for fear of offending him."

JDot said...

Fear of offending him. FOOH
BAWTS: Ben and Warren, the studs.

Matthew said...

"Max Monday" - I'm living the definition as we speak.

gdub said...

I'm surprised even with that much spunk on your fingertips, your spelling and grammar remains intact.

JDot said...

Max Mondays Brought to You Exclusively by Treatgrease

Matthew said...

Yeah!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!

gdub said...

you talkin' to me or jdot?

Matthew said...

about the spelling and grammar

JDot said...

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs.

Matthew said...

Man, I am so booooooooooooooooooooooored!!! What do I have sitting in the basement that can be nailed to a wall?

Matthew said...

Do you like the show "Yo Mama" J. Dot?

JDot said...

We're working on proposals for season 1 next week.

JDot said...

I went to Ryan's house this weekend and his roommate has like 9 knives and a few swords placed on the wall over fireplace.

Do you guys have a fireplace?

Matthew said...

I don't know what that means.

Matthew said...

yes!!!! i am no longer looking for something to do. thanks j. dot!!!

gdub said...

I think Greasebox should change his name to Cumcakes CoEd. Has a nice ring to it, no?

JDot said...

Cumcakes CoEd: Class.

Another entry for the Dictionary.

JDot said...

"As soon as I said it, it ruined everything. Everybody thought it was the worst thing you could ever say. Those words haunt me to this day, and will continue to haunt me. They overshadow what I've accomplished in this game."

Matthew said...

GreaseMax. Done.

Matthew said...

But in all v.s., who is that photo under Hennessy?

JDot said...

What's V.S?

JDot said...

I know it's not what I think it is.

JDot said...

Nice Grease Max Treatgrease!

Matthew said...

I think I'll just put it up on Mondays. That way people won't bother me. Although I have burned all my bridges, so shouldn't be a problem anyway. Kind of fun though - Ya know?

JDot said...

That would make a nice t-shirt logo. Did you make it or find it?

JDot said...

GDub, did Ryan tell you about the shirt he made for me?

100% A+

Matthew said...

She's from The View, right? Elisabeth is the file name so I figured it out. Honestly didn't know what that was about for like a month. Found it.

gdub said...

No he didn't. we were too busy talking about how much we hate your guts.

JDot said...

He turned my "cute" play on words into a badass product.

gdub said...

wear it when you come out here.

JDot said...

GDub: No.

Treatgrease: Did you see the pic to your sister's new brotruck?

JDot said...

38 38 there were 38
38 38 there were 38

Matthew said...

38 is gagne's number.