I wanted to spare you a half-marathon worth of running back and forth across your desk to read more than one sentence. Each character is like the size of a house to someone your size. (I didn't execute the wording of this joke that well.)
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Fascinating article.
I wanted to spare you a half-marathon worth of running back and forth across your desk to read more than one sentence. Each character is like the size of a house to someone your size. (I didn't execute the wording of this joke that well.)
You should just EXECUTE the joke.
execute? that's the word to describe someone of your size exercising.
i've got no comeback for that.
Hi guys!
I EXECUTED some pussy last saturday night/early sunday morning.
What was his name?
Val Gina.
Who's there?
Hey Mij, did I leave my brown stocking cap in your car?
Have you seen my Juan Gonzalez card?
I'd rather be geekin' than freakin'!
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