Ladies First
RUDI - While their husbands get most of the attention (Yes, even Hillary's), the ladies of Campaign '08 are the only thing on my mind. Come November, I will be casting my vote with my heart. Like many, I am currently undecided, but am excited by the possibilities.
Cindy McCain - Would it be in bad taste to say you have held my greasy heart hostage? Yes it would be. To make up for my insensitivity I will cook you dinner.
Michelle Obama - I want to speak directly to Michelle right now. Does it seem like Barack has been neglecting you on the campaign trail? Paying more attention to Oprah than you? Not even looking up from his polling numbers when you come into the room in need of a back rub? I'm here for you. Yes Barack, change is in the air. And change, thy name is Grease.
Hillary Clinton - You're a strong woman and what Bill doesn't understand is that you can fight your own battles. I am here for you. Bill talks about fairy tales, but let's live one together. See that greasy frog over there? It's me. Give it a kiss and I will be your prince. I will then denounce my throne when you win the White House and we will live happily ever after.
In closing, growing up with the hot moms of the co-editors of this site has made me an unqualified participant in American democracy. Also, a would-be adulterer.
13 comments:
The '08 campaign should be retitled, the Grease Trail.
Or Grease Trial after all these guys come after Grease for stealing away their wives.
CLASSIC ARTICLE!
Grease is the word.
An article no doubt inspired by the lurid tales of Sin City Sexcapades - Mondays, Exclusively at 5 Rudi.
Who changed the Crew Shots?
Of course GDub is Brady. I don't know why I didn't make that connection earlier.
GDub's picks: Find the most popular guy in any category. That's who GDub attempts to parallel.
(whattaboy)
Yup. The results are deafening.
Tom Brady
Kobe Bryant
Jeff Gordon
Rickey Henderson
Do they make a greaseproof condom?
It's probably a European thing.
Grease proof condoms are available in Croatia in a pilot capacity.
Instead of latex, they are made of 100% recycled human skin.
Google search 'Hanniballs' and you'll have your fix.
Grease proof condoms are available in Croatia in a pilot capacity.
Instead of latex, they are made of 100% recycled human skin.
Google search 'Hanniballs' and you'll have your fix.
Ok. I dig your comment.
But why did you post it twice?
And why am I Jeremy Shockey?
Because I am not perfect like you.
JDot: And why am I Jeremy Shockey?
GDub: Because I am not perfect like you.
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