Now, What the Fuck Just Happened?

LOS ANGELES - Oops! She did it again...and again...and again.

According to the Associated Press, a three hour stand-off between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline concerning custody of their young sons, ended late last night when Spears was whisked away in an ambulance after police were called to her residence to settle the dispute.

Officer Jason Lee of the LAPD told reporters that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance.

The trouble started at 8:30 when police arrived on the scene to find Federline and Spears in a heated argument over Spears' refusal to hand over the children.

Federline responded with an oral assault of lyrical spit-fire and hot-ass flows:

"Yo bitch, cover up your titz, this ain't the ritz, now hand me the kidz!"

By about 10:30 p.m., six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck had entered the gated-community that includes Spears' house. Several police cars were seen in the area earlier in the night.

Spears turned over the children around 10:50 p.m., Lee said.

Calls to the Police Department's media line early Friday were not answered.

Spears and Federline have been involved in a long and very public custody battle. Federline has temporary custody of the children because Spears, who has limited visitation rights, has defied court orders. The two were married in October 2004 and divorced in July.

Spears has appeared increasingly out of control during the past year. She has been photographed without underwear and appeared to be drunk and out-of-control. She shaved her head, beat a car with an umbrella and spent a month in rehab and has had a handful of fender benders, including one in which she ran over a photographer's foot.

(Editor's Note: As Ms Spears continues her rapid plunge down the rabbit hole of has-beens, we here at Yeah, I Figured That Much would like to express our support. What was once a humorous situation has snow balled into a sad examination of too much fame at too young an age. Seriously Britney, get help. And keep getting help. Your children's safety is at stake. Your younger sister is now in the wings, watching your every move. She followed your footsteps into showbiz. Who's to prevent her from following your recent decline. Get over yourself. And fast.

Yeah, I Figured honestly takes no pleasure in your descent. Everyone here is rooting for your full recovery. Get. Your. Shit. Together. As Sam Jackson said in Jackie Brown:

"Damn, Louis. Yo' ass used to be beautiful.")

-The Associated Press contributed to this story