Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Natalie Portman peeded on

No word yet if that was actually Portman in the line of fire or hired double, Gangsta Warner in disguise.

The Huffington Post has the story.

Editor's Note: Astute historians of all things GDub will smile warmly at this Hennessy post. Those who have no clue as to what's going on here, let me explain.

Some years back, Hennessy commemorated my Natalie appreciation (obsession) by presenting me a Walgreens-type Queen Amidala get-up. The plan backfired however, when I asked my then girlfriend to don the mask while I fucked her. She agreed. Two years later we broke up.

The mask however is still in tact, with normal wear and tear around the mouth region one would expect from such a disguise.

3 comments:

gdub said...

If that was me, I'd be humping her leg til it fell off.

Tim Hennessy said...

That is indeed a threat Portman should be weary of--my wife's leg still hasn't recovered from your last visit.

gdub said...

speaking of, it's been far too long.

any upcoming free time?