Goes well with a dish of snob
This one smells like vag.
The New York Times looks at wine culture. Eric Asimov surmises with impeccable capture:
Yet in recent months American wine drinkers have taken their turn as pop culture’s punching bags. In press accounts of two studies on wine psychology, consumers have been portrayed as dupes and twits, subject to the manipulations of marketers, critics and charlatan producers who have cloaked wine in mystique and sham sophistication in hopes of better separating the public from its money.
I can definitely tell a bottle of bad wine from good. But haven't the faintest judging good from great. I just like getting drunk.
2 comments:
I usually smash the bottle before I have a chance to read what kind it is.
It's kind of hard to smash the boxed ones though.
There's this odd thing made of glass the vignerons use called a wine thief, which is just a pretentious literary device for... WINE BONG!
When your deep in the bowls of the vinter's cave cellar passing around a wine thief, be sure to (discreetly) inquire about any secret Port barrel or something of that nature. This is the wine with booze blended into it.
Salude!
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