Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Ctrl+Alt+Delete(ing) My Relationship With Gangsta

GLENDALE, CA (YIFTM) – Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on the Gangsta. He’s been too busy for his friends even though he’ll make sure you understand that ALL HE DOES IS GIVE. Bullshit.

He’s too lazy to enjoy the company of his friends, and we’re left with a Gangsta size hole on this site. Overwhelmed with writer’s block, the last thing the Gangsta supposedly wants is to post a mediocre article. My question with that is when did he ever post an article that wasn’t reeking of mediocrity?

Too cool for school. Too cool for school. Be careful with those ankles Gangsta. Like your friends they’re bound to roll on you…

1 comment:

Tim Hennessy said...

Beware: The pressing of Ctrl + Alt + Delete in hopes of rebooting the relationship with one Gangsta A.K.A. Sir Rolls-A-Lot can be one sided.

Just wouldn't recommend the standard fix for a Nintendo video game on the blink. Blowing will get you nowhere sometimes.