My Weakness: Beautiful Brunettes
GLENDALE, CA – From Rachael Leigh to Natalie and now to Allison Stokke, beautiful brunettes have always been my weakness. As a person who can find beauty in almost everything (a tight ass in white pants, glaring eyes peaking through correctional lenses) a beautiful brunette, for me stands far above the rest.
Why must these women be so beautiful? Hand painted creatures from God’s palette, these women, if united could rule the world. They already do in some corners, but unfortunately not in mine.
As a humble realization I’m embarrassed to admit, beautiful brunettes are the main reason I get out of bed in the morning. In my opinion Rachael Leigh Cook is the most beautiful creature God ever created, but now I find myself jumping on the Allison Stokke bandwagon. (Thanks for BuzzFeed for offering links to more photos of this beautiful brunette).
No blondes were injured in the writing of this article.
26 comments:
She's hot...I never considered using my dick to pole vault, but thanks to informative articles like this, it's definately an avenue I'd like to explore. Thanks J. Jerry!
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks strong.
If I ruled the world Imagine that
I'd free all my sons
She must always be disappointed w/ men.
Gives whole new meaning to the term "pole position"
Thank you God for creating my favorite objects known as women.
You could never measure up w/ her.
What's GW using his dick to pole vault? The bottom of a valley?
My Weakness: Toilet Sounds
GW - I don't think they measure pole vaulting height in negative numbers.
So everybody has their own site now?
That's what Charles said.
Where's beatbox's site?
I was told that this was MY site.
I'm favoring Well?!
MORE POLE VAULT GIRL!!!
beatbox, check your email...
AHHHH - SHE'S SUPER YOUNG - YOU GOT ME AGAIN L. LIPPY!!!
Now that GW's gone we can post nothing but Brewers stuff!
NICE! They (Turn)blew it yesterday.
I think they should keep putting him in late during tight games to get his confidence back. And even if we lost all the games for the rest of the year, at least Derek Turnbow will have his confidence back. As a longtime Brewers fan, I would be fine with that.
I hear the Brewers might trade him.
Your thoughts.
Give him away.
I'll take him. He can pitch for my MVP Baseball 2005 team.
Actually he already does.
Man I love beautiful brunettes.
Yeah, I wasn't comfortable with 22 posts.
24 just sounds better.
Know what sounds better? Emperor Lueptow not fucking with other's posts or comments.
That sounds pretty fucking good to me.
My white knuckles clashing with your skull, that would sound good to me.
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