Thursday, May 31, 2007

My Weakness: Beautiful Brunettes

GLENDALE, CA – From Rachael Leigh to Natalie and now to Allison Stokke, beautiful brunettes have always been my weakness. As a person who can find beauty in almost everything (a tight ass in white pants, glaring eyes peaking through correctional lenses) a beautiful brunette, for me stands far above the rest.

Why must these women be so beautiful? Hand painted creatures from God’s palette, these women, if united could rule the world. They already do in some corners, but unfortunately not in mine.

As a humble realization I’m embarrassed to admit, beautiful brunettes are the main reason I get out of bed in the morning. In my opinion Rachael Leigh Cook is the most beautiful creature God ever created, but now I find myself jumping on the Allison Stokke bandwagon. (Thanks for BuzzFeed for offering links to more photos of this beautiful brunette).

No blondes were injured in the writing of this article.

26 comments:

gdub said...

She's hot...I never considered using my dick to pole vault, but thanks to informative articles like this, it's definately an avenue I'd like to explore. Thanks J. Jerry!

Matthew said...

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew said...

She looks strong.

Matthew said...

If I ruled the world Imagine that
I'd free all my sons

Matthew said...

She must always be disappointed w/ men.

Matthew said...

Gives whole new meaning to the term "pole position"

Matthew said...

Thank you God for creating my favorite objects known as women.

Matthew said...

You could never measure up w/ her.

Matthew said...

What's GW using his dick to pole vault? The bottom of a valley?

Matthew said...

My Weakness: Toilet Sounds

Matthew said...

GW - I don't think they measure pole vaulting height in negative numbers.

Matthew said...

So everybody has their own site now?

JDot said...

That's what Charles said.

Where's beatbox's site?

I was told that this was MY site.

I'm favoring Well?!

Matthew said...

MORE POLE VAULT GIRL!!!

JDot said...

beatbox, check your email...

Matthew said...

AHHHH - SHE'S SUPER YOUNG - YOU GOT ME AGAIN L. LIPPY!!!

Matthew said...

Now that GW's gone we can post nothing but Brewers stuff!

JDot said...

NICE! They (Turn)blew it yesterday.

Matthew said...

I think they should keep putting him in late during tight games to get his confidence back. And even if we lost all the games for the rest of the year, at least Derek Turnbow will have his confidence back. As a longtime Brewers fan, I would be fine with that.

JDot said...

I hear the Brewers might trade him.

Your thoughts.

Matthew said...

Give him away.

JDot said...

I'll take him. He can pitch for my MVP Baseball 2005 team.

Actually he already does.

Man I love beautiful brunettes.

JDot said...

Yeah, I wasn't comfortable with 22 posts.

JDot said...

24 just sounds better.

gdub said...

Know what sounds better? Emperor Lueptow not fucking with other's posts or comments.

That sounds pretty fucking good to me.

JDot said...

My white knuckles clashing with your skull, that would sound good to me.