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MADISON, WI - Well, at least for the moment anyway. Apologies to Mar and Nat, but the pics of Jessica Biel in the new issue of GQ are raising more than just eye brows.

I've always found this starlet desirable, but this photo shoot is totally re-dick-ulous. C'mon! What good does this do any of us mere mortals? Sure they'll provide several nights of self pleasure. And they'll serve as a mental substitution the next time mi lady wants to get down, but I certainly don't need this knowledge in my putrid and perverse imagination. And rest assure that Ms. Biel will be entering my self conscious on a regular basis.

I apologize in advance to anyone unfortunate enough to be in my company the next time I break out the linen pants.