New Drunk Free Car by Nissan
CA - In an attempt to diminish the amount of drunk driving related deaths Nissan is developing a new automobile that can apparently detect if you’ve been drinking. The car is still in the early phases of development, and as of right now the vehicle won’t start if you’ve just had 1 drink. A date hasn’t been released yet for the new vehicle, and apparently neither has the name. We here at Yeah, I Figured That Much will take this opportunity to flaunt our uneducated and half-assed skills in suggesting some fitting names for Nissans “safest” new car.
The all new:
Nissan Unhurt
Nissan Secure
Nissan Impervious
Nissan Innocent
Nissan Unadventurous
Nissan Realistic
Nissan Really Fucking Smart
Nissan Refuge
Nissan Hideout
Nissan Sober
2 comments:
How about the Nissan Jingles Jerrys?
Is there even a market for something like that?
Yes, there is...Yeah, I Figured That Much.
Or what about the Nissan Gangsta? Complete with bullet holes and stolen stereo.
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