Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Circa: 730 Days Ago

It’s now been 2 years since the departure of rock’s most exciting stage act. No more will we admire a group of talented individuals asking us if we’re “stuck in the middle” while sporting matching Mariachi outfits.

Gone are the nights of closing the store early to meet up with like-minded lovers of missile shaped transportation devices from the depths of the earth. Never again will we hold up our lighters during the telling tale of a deceased and haunting carnivore fish. Left now is nothing but cherished memories of a time that once was.

This Halloween, remember rock’s greatest family; a team whose influence will linger around hipster bars throughout the World long after our Great Grandchildren have pushed off. Today, be true to the legacy of a band so perfectly overlooked by so many, yet respectfully embraced by those of us who have denied the existence of life without them.

Long live the GREATEST ROCK ‘N ROLL BAND that ever existed! Long live Rocket From the Crypt!

3 comments:

gdub said...

Nice writeup...makes me long for the days of driving in the backseat of the mijeep quietly wishing one of you would swap out scream, dracula, scream from the discman and replace with strictly for my n.i.g.g.a.z.

in hind sight, i'm glad majority won, as RFTC is absolutely the greatest rock band of our time and 2pac is just, well, dead.

gdub said...

Time to suck a dick.

This is the site's best post in some time.

"Patch up that leg and welcome to the family."

JDot said...

These guys rock BTW.