A Letter From the Editors...

In a session with Dr. Melfi, Tony painfully addresses his own recent bouts of panic. After much coaxing, Dr. Melfi finally elicits the reason for them: on the night of the heist where his cousin was arrested, Tony wasn't really attacked by two black men. Following an argument with his mother, he'd suffered a panic attack and passed out, falling and cutting his head. Having finally gotten this lie off his chest is an emotional - and physical - relief. When Dr. Melfi likens the process to childbirth, Tony asserts his own metaphor. "Trust me," he tells her, "It's like taking a shit."

-cut and pasted from The Sopranos episode guide on HBO.com

And so goes the continued constipated release of inner self doubt, flushed away through the pages of Yeah, I Figured That Much. Well, at least that’s how we see it.

Recently, we’ve begun keeping tabs on who’s visiting our site and where. The results stretch from California to New York, with a growing number of states in between. Most of these hits can be attributed to our long suffering, merciful friends.

But it seems that the Yeahifigured seed has spawned new followers in states as diverse as Delaware, Ohio, and Massachusetts. All told, we’ve somehow managed to allude the protectors of decency, and contaminate 10% of the United States.

And like our US Government, an institution that has never rested on its domestic laurels, we’re signing up impressionable youths, arming them with the latest in smug artillery, and shipping them off overseas. So far, we’ve invaded the United Kingdom, Germany, Spain, Italy, Poland, Norway, Costa Rica, and have given France all new reasons to hate the shit out of Americans.

That’s how we roll.

But rest assured loyal readers and future converts, we recognize this is a massive undertaking and will act accordingly. That means more of the useless narratives that you folks have lovingly come to hate.

Our goal is to provide at least 5 days of fodder each week for you to peruse in between your internet porn stops.

Also, we want to do a better and more consistent job of hipping you to the music, movies, and pop culture factoids that have inspired the pointless filth of our past and future ranting.

Kiddding aside, WE GREATLY APPRECIATE all of you taking a timeout from the meaningful aspects of your lives and indulging your inner child by reading our thoughts. Please feel free to comment on what we’re doing wrong and what we’re REALLY doing wrong.

Thanks for stopping by,

JDot and GDub

10.30.07