Here Comes Bucho Claus Lyrics

Lyrics by Yeah, I Figured That Much 2007

Here comes Bucho Claus, here comes Bucho Claus,
Right down Bucho Claus lane.

Vixen, blitzen, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Guns are ringing, children singing,
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say a prayer,
'cause Bucho Claus comes tonight.

Here comes Bucho Claus, here comes Bucho Claus,
Riding down Bucho Claus lane.

He's got a bag that's filled with drugs
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle Jerries,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed or you'll be dead,
Because Bucho Claus comes tonight.

Here comes Bucho Claus, here comes Bucho Claus,
Riding down Bucho Claus lane.

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor boy,
He hates you just the same.
Bucho knows that we're God's children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer,
'cause Bucho Claus comes tonight.

Well, here comes Bucho Claus, here comes Bucho Claus,
Riding down Bucho Claus lane.

He'll come around when the guns ring out
It's Christmas morn again.
Peace on earth will come to all
If we just follow the light
Let's give thanks to the Lord above,
'cause Bucho Claus comes tonight.

'cause Bucho Claus comes tonight