Bloodshed

Yeah, I Figured That Much Annual Board of Directors Meeting Tonight

From l to r: Yeah, I Figured's Grease, JDot, GDub and Hennessy (monkey on shoulder.)

Bureau chiefs converge in Midwest; discuss 'State of Affairs'

MADISON, WI - Popular website, Yeah, I Figured That Much will hold its annual board meeting tonight in Madison. This marks the first occasion that all four contributors will be in the same setting since the site's launch earlier this spring.

"I'm excited about it," said West Coast CEO, JDot, who arrived from Los Angeles Thursday night.

"We've got a lot to discuss in terms of the site's current State of Affairs as well as what lies ahead in 2008." And although excited about the prospects of project dialogue, JDot does maintain a level of cautious optimism warning that an increase in consumption of Jack Daniels could also raise the level of dissension among the group.

"He's right about that," replied Midwest CEO, GDub. "When the four of us get to drinking, our inward, mutual disdain for one another usually rears its ugly head. Things could get nasty, but I'm hopeful they won't."

CIO Grease and COO Hennessy plan on limiting their alcohol consumption given the bickering history of the Co-Founders.

"Most of the time an awkward silence surrounds those two," offered Grease. "Either because they're fighting with each other or are talking in some sort of homoerotic code that only people who've seen Desperado a million times understand. In other words nobody gets them."

Hennessy observed that the two had become quite sentimental in anticipation of this meeting, but realized impending fallout could be close behind.

"JDot and GDub get along great as long one is in California and the other here in Wisconsin."

He continued, "But once they spend more than an hour together, they become this old married couple who bicker and squabble about the nit-pickiest of shit. Kind of like me and my wife."

The four plan to meet at local eatery, Texas Tubb's Taco Palace around 7:00 on University Ave. The meeting will be open to the public with a Q & A session to follow.

President Bucho will be unable to attend due to a prior conflict. That conflict includes delivering Christmas gifts to children around the world and blowing cigar smoke in the faces of many, many whores.

He sends his regrets.