O No!
NEW YORK - Winfrey World Wide (WWW) continues its inescapable domination. Oprah Winfrey will soon have her own TV network.
The AP reports the Discovery Health network will change its name to OWN (The Oprah Winfrey Network) and will "focus on Oprah's brand, which is to educate and inspire people to live the best life they can."
The takeover is expected to be complete next year.
I'm guessing the offices of Yeah, I Figured will not figure in this transition...given the whole inspiring people to live the best life they can angle. Not so good at that. Although imploring folks to commit adultery and spend millions of untold dollars on Star Wars action figures seems to be a strength.
Anyone out there looking for that?
2 comments:
No? Didn't think so.
Where can I get some of that Adultery and those Worthless Action Figures?
Wait, what? There's a place I can go?
What's the name again?
Yeah, I Figured That Much? That's easy enough to remember. Who are the owners?
Oh, nevermind.
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