Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Brew Crew


A government report ranks Wisconsin #1 in drunk driving. Not much of a surprise given this state's inebriated perpetuity from endless post game tailgating and small town boredom. (Low traffic back roads never more beneficial.)

Accordingly, over 25% of cheese-motorists drove under the influence this past year. I'm guessing the figure will rise post-Favre, the expected late season Brewer meltdown, and the continual sucking of the Milwaukee Bucks.

5 comments:

JDot said...

Not to mention those nights where GDub drives home from the 18+ clubs while his buddy gets a hummer from under age dolls.

gdub said...

I wasn't drunk.

Frybyrd said...

I've also heard that Wisconsin has the most bars per capita of any state.

There was I couple of other drinking related stats that I heard with that, but I can't recall exactly what they were off the top of my head...this was about 2-3 years ago.

gdub said...

And you've been to all of em!

Frybyrd said...

You got that right!