Elvis has left the Billboard
Two crappy songs displace Elvis Presley from the Billboard record books this week.
Help me if you can I'm feeling down...
Because Mariah Carey's Touch My Body, a horrid example of diva gone wild, tops the Billboard 100. This piece of shit gives Mariah 18 No. 1s and places her one step closer to The Beatles' record of 20. Elsewhere...
Her hair is soft and her eyes are oh so blue,
She’s all the things a girl should be,
But she’s not you...
She's better. Two notches below, 60 year-old Madonna grabs her 37th Top 10 with 4 Minutes. Featuring Justin Timberlake, 4 Minutes is a shameless Timbaland recycle that starts strong, but unfortunately succumbs to an inexplicable idea-less chorus.
Billboard has the story.
7 comments:
I can put up with Elvis.
Everybody else you mentioned I could care less about.
Good post though!
I don't really dig Elvis either.
Yeah, I'm really not sure why. I dig his early, early stuff on Sun Records (Sun also gave the start to Johnny Cash and Jerry Lee Lewis) but after he got back from the War I could care less.
I like 'A Little Less Conversation'
Otherwise, eh.
You might dig his Sun Session stuff.
On second thought, probably not.
When did you start having second thoughts?
Good point.
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