Greetings From Fielder's Finch
FIELDER’S FINCH - I’ve moved. I’ve decided that my miserable life, as I knew it, has breathed its last breath. I’ve moved to a very small island off the California coast I’m currently calling “Fielder’s Finch”, a small land base in the “Yost Islands.” I’ve charged up my camera’s battery so my visual journal will only be as extensive as this lithium allows.
My plan on this quiet disserted island is to attempt to regain my composure amongst other homosapians as well as clear my mind of useless social propaganda. I’ve packed warm cloths, a toothbrush, 4 notebooks, 5 pens, my camera and my iPod. I understand that the battery will only last 4 hours so I’m choosing my songs wisely.
My astounding landscapes are beyond description, and I’ve recently found an almost direct opposition to my “calm” mind. Time is sure to tell how long I’m able to last among the tortures of my own thoughts. A week? 4 days? As long as my iPod’s battery will last I’m sure.
Scribble some garbage on a napkin, shove it into a Coke bottle and drop me a line. I’m the only resident of “Fielder’s Finch” and can use the “mainland” communication.
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Songs chosen wisely:
be sure to include Vincent LaGuardia Gambini's seminal classic, 'Take Your Love and Shove It'
It will no doubt induce you to take a plunge into the depths of your own personal hell...where you'll find a lone inhabitant...me.
If we weren't essentially the exact same person I wouldn't hate myself so much.
I agree.
Of course you do.
If I were you I'd agree. And I am you so I agree with myself and you since you are me and I am you.
The Mij should do a photoshop of 'Face/Off' starring Gangsta/Jerry.
I'd assume the Travolta role because of my wicked dance moves and family aspirations.
You'd ofcoure portray the Cage character because you're crazy as fuck.
Yeah I crazy I do it.
So...trip is off?
There's a UFO in the middle of the photo - above the horizon.
Instead of S.O.S. - you should spell out Y.I.T.S. in coconuts. Even though you did not survive because the plane did not land, you would give us like a 30-second chuckle. Totally worth it.
Why is there one set of palm prints and two sets of dude's knees in the sand behind you?
This is called a Mij run - just step back and let the mijician do his magic.
Do you go to baseball games and just root for major league baseball?
You didn't like that lemon you brought with you for lunch, huh?
I think I see Gangsta out there surfing.
Must have left your spell-check back on the mainland, huh?
Why not "Rickey's Rocks?"
What's misspeleld you bastard?
Yeah, trip is off.
Henley's Hidaway
"Hidaway" for starters.
Ass
Get out of the way of my run - I'm not done yet.
Kind of strange that your version of the "Wilson" volleyball from Cast Away is named "Warner". Stranger yet that it's an anal vibrator.
OK, I'm done after that one.
I learned it from watching you!
Mij is on a roll.
hey mij...i left a funny as hell comment on jg's site...you'll laugh
The Mij is on a role to his death.
The "Morrissey" comment? I read that yesterday - funny! Too bad your initials aren't N.L. - he won't comment back. I gots like three emails into the guy.
You know bad hair days? You're having a bad spelling day.
I'm having a bad spelling life.
hey mij, what time should i come up for shaq's big challenge?
7:30 would be good.
As soon as NASTARS is done - or whatever the fuck it's called.
are you still at work L. Lippy? What are your hours?
Yeah. 9am (11am your time) to 6pm (8pm your time, freestyle).
Yeah, C.W. got a lot of Mij face time this weakend - probably looking forward to my vacation more than I am. If that's possssssibbbbbllllle!
yougetsanhourlunch?
Yeah. Free food here. If you still want to come next Friday let me know. I'll work my mijic and get you on.
carrot is lovin' the a.c. right now.
I love Carrot. Precious child.
Free food? Seriously! That is really quite a perk. Damn, our cafeteria is expensive, but actually the food is pretty good. I bet yours blows everything out the water though. You probably have good chefs working there, huh?
credit goes to c.w. for mijician - not sure if that's how he spells it.
I'm sure he doesn't spell it that way. He spells it: Cocks.
Brauny just homered.
Not sure how he spells it, but he measures it w/ a yard stick. The shadow I cast from the 3rd floor that is. When the sun is high and the shadows are short even.
DAMN THE GAME STARTED ALREADY?
Fielder hit one in the 8th last night.
Jingles Jerry Hardy hit one in the first.
How's your week going heatbox?
OK, I'm gonna go work out - have a safe drive home!
"Work out?" Is that what you call your "face time" with G. Wagner?
J Dot, whaddya think of the mix up...5 tracks in and I LOVE it! i was not even sure i was gonna pick this up, but so far i'm glad i did.
Damn, did that come out today?
How is the new Beasties?
I might have bought it today?
Black Snake Moan came out, reason enough to get up today. The View was a rerun.
I had two emails into you about that album today Lippy - ass.
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